By Linda Berdoll

At a loss for phrases, hockey puck? you could continually quote Shakespeare...

Or delve into this wonderful compendium of insults and verbal abuse, all couched in language of the main uplifting nature. full of universal and not-so-common zingers that might either surprise you and make you snigger your @$$! off.

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  • Exactly find out how to deal with person mounds of foul, undigested lumps of donkey entrails
  • That "F"-ing be aware and different intensives
  • Many, many ways to consult the half that is going over the fence last
  • More euphemisms, synonyms, words and outlines than you knew existed for sexual actions, proclivities, untoward incidents, injuries of nature and the beast with backs
  • Addressing the mentally incompetent, the cerebrally challenged, the absurdly bureaucratic, the impossibly rational and different cases of ineptitude, obfuscation or obstruction and lots more and plenty more!

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